Tuesday, May 20, 2008

The legendary lungfish



Forget about the mandarins. We found out why Munduberra SHOULD actually be world famous: it's the only place in Australia where you can find a lungfish!! And what is a lungfish, you'll ask. It is a long "tampon shaped" fish, that during the summer heat and dryness is able to escape the mighty reaper of suffocation in the stagnant water ponds by swimming to the surface and breathing through its one lung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yvonne now firmly believes in the evolutionary theory due to this damning piece of evidence (which pietro continues to tell her is not really evidence, just it makes the theory more likely) and would like to invite all the creationists in the world to come have a fishing weekend in mundubbera!!! (for all those that are worried about us fishing in the desert(apart from the fact that we still havnt touched either fishing rods or desert) it is highly illigal to catch lungfish).

The plan for war against normalness by making faces on oranges has long be contemplated and discussed between us (since pietro thought about it at the beginning - great minds think alike) but due to a huge lack of time (the oranges pass in about 0.3sec on the sorting line) this has been changed to a less time consuming letter in each box of oranges, descreetly placed there by pietro who gets payed to count the boxes and stand around and look pretty (which he is surprisingly good at!). The letters would consist in loving messages to the greengrocers of australia and the world, and would no doubt start a love wave that would change the world in say 4 to 6 weeks. We still haven't started, but the planning is underway. This to show to Dora that we still care about saving the world. Thank you for your support from home, donations to the mandarlove project are welcome.

We have both gone through many thoughts in the endless 12 hour shift where we are required to perform awesome and oh so many different tasks: Pietro can't help thinking how the fact that we start packing in the light, and then, at a certain point it becomes dark (this usually at around 5:30 everyday) makes our days so much less monotonous and more enjoyable.
Yvonne meanwhile (due to some serious difficulty in the connection between her eyes and her brain) has often contemplated how nice it is of our boss to occasionally send through small orange tomatoes and little baby pumpkins (that on second glances look very much like mandarines but still). We may be going slowly insane... but dont worry, at least we are enjoying it, making money, and getting to know many koreans, let's see it this way.

We also have a new pet. last night pietro awoke (at 2am, much to yvonnes frustration) to the sound of rustling in the car. After MUCH searching and silent vigilance in the dark, pietro found out that a little country mouse had moved into our humble abode, settling down in the food box. We dont really mind the idea of a pet, or sharing our food, but little dropping all over the car and sleep area do tend to worry us... but still there is very little we can do as the car is not that well organised, and the mouse is small and fast!

Per Silvana: in pratica in questo paese, unico posto in Australia, c'e' un pesce con un polmone che arriva direttamente dalla preistoria, poi mentre si lavora si pensa alle peggio torte: mettere lettere d'amore nelle scatole di mandarini per gli ortolani di tutto il mondo, oppure disegnare facce sui mandarini, come suggeriva la Dora. poi ci si annoia e ci vengono in mente pensieri strani: in pratica stiamo ammattendo. Inoltre l'altra notte abbiamo scoperto un simpatico topo in macchina, ma non si riesce a scacciare perche' in macchina ci sono troooppi nascondigli. Per i dettagli, costringi uno dei tuoi figli o mariti a tradurre, comunque sono solo ------ate.

Bye and much love to everyone
us

7 comments:

Yve said...

We would like to inform you all of our earth shattering news, but we'll only share it with you in exchange for some good juicy comments

Dóra said...

One lunged giant fish, mouse pets and love letters to greengrocers is hardly earth shattering news! But alright, alright, I'll leave you a bloody comment then :p Yvonne, kemuru eitthvað heim til Íslands eftir ferðalagið eða ferðu bara beint til Englands?

Dóra said...

ps. I am happy that you pondered the mandarin faces and I actually really like the letter to the greengrocer idea :) Maybe the letter should be from the mandarins though..."Dear sir, we sincerely hope that you will take care to find us a good home..."

Anonymous said...

va bene se altre persone leggono la traduzione, o può farlo solo la silvana? avete messo un nome al topo? io proporrei giuggiola!

Unknown said...

Propongo di portare un po' di fantasia in casa/auto Galgani in Australia e chiamare il topo Giorgio?

Secondo me lavorate troppo, comunque...

Mi sembra bella l'idea della Dora della letterina da parte dei mandarini...

Unknown said...

Approvo il nome Giorgio al topo, però poi me lo farai conoscere.


Se io trovo un mandarino con la faccia disegnata da voi due cosa vinco? Pensateci, "P&Y Big Contest"!!!

Anonymous said...

So, now I know, I can feel it in my bones (and brain - which is a bit cold from the wind on the bikeride I just arrive from) that Yvonne will become the second Darwin and Pietro will become a model. Perfect; money and fame. What more could you want for. And a little cute mouse to love and care for. You´re all set.

lots and lots of love to you both
mom