Monday, November 19, 2007

New YORK!!!!!!! 11:45am

Sophia's house, clinton ave, brooklyn
pietro went out for a bit, nut im lazy today, and decided to stay here and relax

hmmm, a lot of things have happened in what, three days i think, so lets see where to begin!?!?!?!?!
ok, well, after I dont know how many hours on the plain (nice plane... loads of movies, but not so much space to sleep!!!) we arrive at the JFK airport. this being at around 11pm U.S time, that is about 5am europe time (we are very tired!!!) and we go through all that stupid immigration thingy (endless cues!!!!) and pietro goes through before me, ok i wait a bit then its my turn, meanwhile pietro has been sent somewhere else, anyway, i show the guy my declaration (name, amount of money, purpose in US, where i come from ecc) and he looks at me funny and asks me where im staying... " ummmm, kinda nowhere... we are travelling around a lot, will be staying at a friends house, but we have to call her to get the address" so the guy starts laughing (protect and serve my ass!!!!!!) and tells me to get it sorted and sends me back... now pietro is in america, but they wont let me through, and pietro has sophia's (the girl we were staying at) number and i dont... little moment of panic!!!! but i get over it and calmly ask some guy to go find pietro for me and call sophia. he leaves... and doesnt come back for about 30min (another little moment of panic!!!) but then comes back saying that sophia doesnt answer the phone (third most violent moment of panic!!! not only can I not get into US but even if I could... where the fuck am I supposed to go????!!!!) ok, deep breath, so i decide its no biggy and write some stupid hotel (from the phonebook) on the declaration and they let me in. I luckily meet pietro straight away and we get out. we try calling sophia about 4 times, doesnt work, so we ask some tourist info how much a hotel costs in N.Y.............he says the cheapest is $290+tax!!! hmmmmm, (small moment in which me and pietro quietly think about sleeping under a bridge), but due to pietro's amazing internet skills, combined with my none to bad telephone skills, we find a hostel on the other side of the city (upper manhatten) for only $80 per night. well, i needent say we finally got there and passed out (it being around 8am european time!!!!).
Day after we look at the map (which by the way I have taken a photo of, but pietro went out for a bit and i dont know how to work these technical things!!!!! so you will have to wait) and think, " huh, its not that far from where we are (103rd street manhatten) and the center (2nd street)...... lets walk down there!!!!!!!" biggest error of my life, we spent about 5 hours walking (saw central park as well!!!!! very pretty) and ended up at times square (42nd street), and we were knackared. So for future info, N.Y. is HUGE!!!!!!!! manhatten is like the smallest bit of it and it probably takes about 10 hours non stop walking to go from the top to the bottom!!!!! do not attempt it!!!!
ummmmm, im getting lost here now. ok, gonna go a bit faster, and just tell you big things. We have a camera (Takk amma!!!!) its beautiful, we spent a whole 30min choosing it. After asking all the sales people which one was better (I ask "why is cannon so much more expensive??? is it a lot better???" answer: "well, if you like cannon, then yes, it is much better!" AHHHHHHHHHHH, ok, that explains so much. or this one. " so what is the difference between this camera at $145 and the one that costs $245??" well, it depends, but look, with the more expensive one I took this picture last year" (shows me a piture of a flower) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" that makes everything so much clearer... thank you!!!! DICKHEAD!!!!!!!
anyway the point was that when pietro teaches me to put them on the net it will be a lot more fun writing, coz you will see things as well.
only other very important thing to tell you guys is...... YESTERDAY WE WENT TO SEE ANI DI FRANCO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she is soooooooo amazing, i love her soooooooo much. i will put the pics on and tell you about her later.
Anyway, take care all, keep writing those comments


Italiani... imparate l'inglese che vi fa tanto bene!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yvonne

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

brutta vacca di un'yvonne!!
why should you write in english?????
are we less important than your english friends?????
shall we spend more than half an hour ( the time we need to translate ) just to know what you are doing?
you are a vacca!!

so...
please, promise us that you will write even in italian...SOMETIMES!
otherwise i guess only martina can be so pacient to read your words...
Ok?

(and piero..please,,,do something...)

i'm happy that you are fine....and not able to imagine you in the other part of the world ( dall'altra parte del mondo)...it's so incredible!!
sono proprio scemi quelli che restano!
i already miss you a lot..
think of your poor friends while travelling in that wonderful huge nation...

a lot of kisses

ISadora

Anonymous said...

it's not like all walk from the 103rd street to the 2nd street...like from the HOUSE OF THE PEOLPLE (people's house, it's better) to the GPA...why don't come back in florence... there's the marathon next!

remenber...the photos...

your
videomeka!!

Anonymous said...

piccoli amici...it's too diffucult write in english at 9:30 in the morning so I thing I'll continue writing in Italian...sorry
bello...troppo bello arrivare a calenzano, in questo postaccio al freddo, connettersi ad internet e potervi seguire anche solo così, virtualmente...però suvvia we want the photos please.voglio vedervi tutti imbacuccati per il freddo di NY.
ma è già tutto decorato con gli addobbi di natale?tipo quì...che già a metà novembre la gente comincia a comprare gli addobbi e a sentire le tipiche canzoncine perstrada...triste...insomma brutto perchè è troppo presto ancora...che ansia...
beh...dopo questa piccola parentesi sui dannosi effetti del consumismo...what can I say?!have fun sweety little travellers and write soon.
huge(more than NY)hug to you

elsa

Anonymous said...

You are crazy! I think I won't translate the first part (immigration point and don't know where to sleep) to Sylvana, she could rimanerci secca.
Leti

Anonymous said...

Grandi viaggiatori!
CHE LA FORZA SIA CON VOI!!!

Già ci mancate: sentivamo la vostra mancanza il 16, quando abbiamo organizzato quel festone alcolico nell' appartamento che la Galgani dice essere suo. Mah.. a me sembrava fosse di qualcun' altro ma non riesco proprio a ricordare chi sia..
..

grande yv. persevera con l' inglese! (forse lì vai meglio)

P.S. mi mancherete

Dóra said...

Hahahahahahaha!! Sounds like a true adventure! Can't believe you went to bloody america without an address, but good thinking with the whole phonebook thing. Just go's to show what an idiot law it is to have to state an address when you can just state any bollox address and they dont check up on it or give a general shit about it either way! Anyways, your blog is bloody hilarious. My lil sis is a comedian :) Who knew!? Keep on rocking in the free world(guffaw)!!

Anonymous said...

That was such a fun narrative Yvonne, you are an amazing writer. I look forward to all the stories, not to mention the pictures in the weeks and months to come. Lots of love. Mom

cami said...

la simo dice che siete proprio teneriiiiii, con la voce tenerosa abbestia...e i vestiti dell'yv addosso, ogni tanto infatti mi sembra di rivedere l'yv a giro e invece sono solo i suoi vestiti...
inglese ok diciamo però non il dialetto! cos'è akka qualcosa? bo vabè..
cmq ci mancate di già! tutte le volte che passo di piazza guardo se c'è la lampada fiore rosa accesa e poi invece non c'è più..lacrimuccia lacrimuccia..la simo continua a pensare: come siete teneriii,
e adesso chimica per noi, cioè è già cominciata la lezione in verità...
tanto tanto ammmore e coccole avvolgenti e abbracci (non i biscotti)

Anonymous said...

here is sempre leo...now i try to scrivere in a strange macaronic inglish...yes because is meglio...i don't know but i think is better...

sorry peter but today is the 21 november... this blog then therefore it is not dawned like I thought...
where you are now...who ypu have met...
well if within 2 days you (peter)don't update the blog I will have to send one to you mail....or put on youtube some videos...indeed, I will make it however!!!

kiss kiss

o cabbage! i don't write in macaronic!

Letizia said...

Please go forward with your adventures... We cannot wait.. Dobbiamo fare l'abbonamento a Sky?

Unknown said...

124 meserol ave (between leonard & eckford) in greenpoint (brooklyn).se siete ancora nei paraggi passateci,il posto è bello,vendono vinili cibarie pseudovegetariane e caffè troppo lunghi,si chiama eatrecords. se poi ci vedete la controfigura di frodo(si chiama jordan), salutatemela. stamattina sono andata a comprare latte e giornale con le scarpe di mary poppins, il giornalaio ha guardato con occhio visibilmente critico il mio abbigliamento e io mi sono quasi offesa in difesa delle scarpe dell'yvonne. poi ho pensato che ero in pigiama

Yve said...

isaburla: guarda che non è che te devi anche rispondere i inglese eh.

leo: ci fai schiantare, specialmente 'o cabbage!'

elsa:eccoti accontentata, pictures are here. a little italy era il posto più addobbato di manhattan!!

leti: anche te ci fai schiantare col tuo inglish. please cover us with sylvana

dino: festa?? quale festa??!?

dora: you can tell you are the coolest on the blog by the fact you have the picture. we actually had some addresses but we hadn't decided on a story before the immigration point...

linda: is the furniture alright?

tina: devi essere matta. probabilmente il giornalaio non ha notato nemmeno il tuo pigiama, affascinato com'era dalle tue scarpe...